Created July 20, 2003
G'bless dis here town! An a course...Mike Di'ka
How to speak Chicago-ese...
- Grachki (grach'-key) is Chicago for "Garage Key" as in, "Yo, Theresa, waja
do wit da grachki? Howmy supposta cut da grass if don't git intada grach?''
- Uptadaendada (up-ta-da-en'-dada) as in, "Joey, you kin ride yur bike
uptadaendada alley but not acrost or I'll bust yur butt..."
- Sammich. Chicagoese for sandwich. When made with sausage, it's a sassage
sammich; with shredded beef, it's an Italian beef sammich, a local delicacy
consisting of piles of spicy meat in a perilously soggy bun.
- Da. The definite article is a key part of Chicago speech, as in "da tree
bears" or "da Mare" -- the latter denoting, for as long as he wants it to,
Richard M. Daley, or Richie, as he's often known.
- Jewels. Not family heirlooms or a tender body region, but a popular
appellation for one of the region's dominant grocery chains, to wit, "I'm goin'
to da Jewels to pick up some sassage." As in most Chicago pluralizations, the
"S" is pronounced with a hissing sound, rather than the usual "Z" sound of
- Field's: Marshall Field, a prominent Chicago department store. Also Carson
Pirie Scott, a major department store chain, is called "Carson's," etc.
- Tree. The number between two and four. "We were lucky dat we only got tree
inches of snow da udder night"
- Prairie. A vacant lot, especially one on which weeds are growing.
- Over by dere. i.e. "over by there," a prolix way of emphasizing a site
presumed familiar to the listener. As in, "I got the sassage at da Jewels down
on Kedzie, over by dere.'
- Kaminski Park. Perhaps the high concentration of ethnic Poles makes people
want the White Sox to be playing in this mythical ballpark, rather than in
their true home, Cellular Field formerly known as Comiskey Park.
- Frunchroom as in, "Getottada frunchroom wit dose muddy shoes.'' It's not
the "parlor." It's not the "living room." In the land of the bungalow, it's
the "frunchroom," a named derived, linguists believe, from "front room."
- Use. Not the verb but the plural pronoun "you". "Where's use goin'?"
- Downtown. Anywhere south of the zoo and north of Soldiers Field near the
- BoysTown: A section on Halsted Ave., between Belmont and Addison, which is
lined with gay bars on the west and east sides of the street. "Didn't I see
uze in Boystown in front of da Manhole?"
- Braht: Short for Bratwurst. "gimme a braht wit kraut"
- Cashbox: Traffic reporter slang for tollbooths. "Dere's a delay at da
cashbox on da Skyway"
- Goes: Past or present tense of the verb "say." For example, "Then he goes,
'I like this place'!"
- Guys: Used when addressing two or more people, regardless of each
- Pop: A soft drink. Don't say "soda" in this town. "what kinda pop you
- Sliders: Nickname for hamburgers from White Castle, a popular Midwestern
burger chain "Dose sliders I had last night gave me da runs"
- The Taste: The annual Taste of Chicago Festival, a huge extravaganza in
Grant Park featuring samples of Chicagoland's fine cuisine. Takes place around
and before the Fourth of July holiday.
- "Jieetyet": this is used to ask "did you eat yet"?
- Winter and Construction: Punch-line to the joke, "what are the two seasons